- Ever been slapped by a pregnant chick? Touch my belly and live the experience!
- Rub my belly and I will barf on you!
- Or my personal favorite, "Hands off the bump!"
There are also cute little onesies you can get for your baby:
- If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me!
- It’s not gas, I just want you to go away!
- If you’re not here to change my diaper, then you’re wasting my time!
Want more fun pregnancy stuff? Check out these pregnancy tickers!
Some of my favorite things to write about are topics that have to do with living green, saving money, pregnancy, weddings, and dogs. When I’m not writing, I love to spend time with my husband, read, create 3D artwork and Native American beadwork.